hey!
im a first starter here..
so im just gonna pretend like im talking to an ant.. :D
hello ant!
its a great day today isnt?
ant: its night time.
me: oh.....uhmmm well its a great night tonight isnt it?
ant: its cold, and windy.
me: oh. ok. uhmmm....dis is awkward...well lets shift into another subject.
ant: *nibble, nibble*
me: ok...so..gues waht?!
ant: *blink* *blink*
me: ok..today i finished reading dark secrets 2 and it wasnt as gewd as the 1st one bt i really enjoyed the first story of the 2nd one...
ant: i wonder how many days does it take for me to eat an elephant.
me: and...just right after i finished reading it, i saw a book in my desk! and gues gues gues waht it was?!
ant: ugh, i sure will be glad to eat her for a day........*smirk*
me: ok ok ok, honey you dont have to rack ur little brain, ill tell you, it was: " the short life of bree tanner " by stephanie meyer.! :D
ant: i feel like cooking.
me: and my brother bought it just for meeee!!! yahhh!!!! *trews hands up..-*
ant: im leaving- *SQUASH!*
me: *puts hands on the floor* hmm...*looks down* OH.MI.GOD!
and that is why ants are almost extinct. advice: dont talk to ants.
